The Mister Belle 8000
Bart Andrew Colen

Marcus Williams, CEO of Wheelchairs U.S.A. Ltd., beams, "Thanks to Mister Belle 8000, I have successfully become the first Fortune 500 company to hire no people!!! Thank you, Mister Belle 8000!!!" Randy Johnson, Marketing Director of International Prosthetics, Inc., on the new Mister Belle 8000: "I bought one Mister Belle 8000 system for my office and one for my home. Due to the increased efficiency of my business and the streamlining of my personal life, I’ve since sacked all my employees and divorced my wife and I’ve never felt better! I’ve seen the future and its name is Mister Belle 8000!!!" Herbert Geralds, Nobel Prize Recipient for economics: "As the world economy becomes more tightly interwoven, the do-nothing, cryptically inefficient human worker has increasingly less room to hide. The traditional reliance upon human beings is – in such a world – little more than a romantic illusion and is, quite simply, an antiquated notion – not unlike the horse and buggy. Due to their laughable inefficiency in comparison to their cybernetic counterparts, humans have become harmful appendages to businesses of all kinds; human workers are cancerous parasites on the body of modern business. Systems such as Fraudulent’s Mister Belle 8000 are clearly the way of the future."

So, see your local Fraudulent Enterprises supplier about the new Mister Belle 8000 today and start cleaning out the deadwood tomorrow! Remember, if you don’t use Mister Belle 8000, your competition will!!!