The Mister Belle 8000
Bart Andrew Colen

The Mister Belle 8000 is the brainchild of Fraudulent Enterprises, where we have acknowledged the inadequacies of human workers. We have put the Mister Belle 8000 system to work for us and we are very proud to say that, while we methodically lay-off hundreds of employees in rapid succession, we are recording record-breaking revenues! How can we make this happen?! Extensive laboratory studies have conclusively shown that the average human worker can successfully make only a paltry 198.73 phone calls per 10-hour workday, whereas the new Mister Belle 8000 consistently registers over 238,000 calls per minute!!! Multiplied over a 60-hour workweek, that’s over 972 million times more calls than the average human worker can hope to make in 1 month!!!
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